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-Marriott Cruisin'- -I Like Food- -Evil Dead Shirt- -Toying with Me-
-John Hinckley Jr.- -Bad Influence- -Dan-  -Release It!- -Hey Lady-
-Man-Child- -Plea for Damien Echols-
 

Hey Lady
 

Hey lady hey yeah

Hey lady hey yeah

Hey lady hey yeah

Hey lady hey yeah

 

Single white male in search of a female

I’m a Christian man

Single white male in search of a female

Give you all the loving you can stand

 

Walking in the park

Driving after dark

Walking in the park

Driving after dark

 

Me: 40-something divorced professional male seeking petite active young lady: 18
to 25. You: Height-weight proportionate. Must have long healthy hair. Prefer blondes.
Small hands.

I come home from a long day in my finest double-breasted Armani pinstripe suit with
real alligator skin briefcase. You are carefully garnishing a sumptuous veil cordon bleu
with sprigs of fresh parsley, baby onions, and lightly glazed carrots. Small hands.

Later in the evening while I slowly brush a fine protein-enriched conditioner through
your long thick hair, and buff your smooth hairless body to a glossy, iridescent sheen,
I consider the Bower Bird, and reflect upon the wonder of two lions finding and
tolerating each other for their propagation needs. Small, small hands.

On the weekends, we’ll enjoy faraway romantic golf getaways-just the two of
us-you’ll snuggle up to me, and I'll feel the silky softness of your freshly-brushed
hair against my expectant earlobe. You’ll whisper, “Poor sweet baby.”

Mondays are spent soaking your nails before I fit them with the finest French tips.
Small hands.

And I think to myself “Fuck you, dad.”

 

Single white male in search of a female

I’m a Christian man

Single white male in search of a female

Give you all the loving you can stand

 

Walking in the park

Driving after dark

Walking in the park

Driving after dark.